Ever since I started to crochet my friends have been joking around with me to make willy warmers. At first I refused, there was no way I was making one!
Again my friends kept pushing me to make one so I finally gave in..
My first attempt was too small for the average Joe..
What’s average you ask?
During my days as a manager in an adult store I read that the average male is 3-5″ non erect and 5-7″ erect and I decided that a handful of balls was average which is about as big as my fist. This is what I consider average!!
As soon as I posted my first attempt online I quickly began getting orders. First order up was a request for a red and white Joe.
I was able to come up with the perfect sizing I was looking for The Average Joe Willy Warmer.
My next order was for 3 Joe’s..
One Solid Joe (Not pictured), a Camo Joe
And a request for a pink Joe..
As I was working on the order of three my friends started joking about making hair Joe’s and I added a hairy tie to the pink Joe.
I made a Patriotic Joe..
Then there was the Pride Joe..
And then the Au Naturel Hairy Joe was created.
You can order your very own ‘The Average Joe Willy Warmer’ HERE. (All sales are final!!)
Or if you are a crocheter you can purchase the pattern on Ravelry.
And let us not forget..
The teeny tiny willy warmer because even the little ones get cold!! lol
The Average Joe Willy Warmer has been entered into The Bearded Iris and The Suniverse’s
I’m a Wiener!!!
Check out all the winners HERE!
The Average Joe Willy Warmer Characters Now Available. Click HERE!